suma601 02:03 p.m.
i just added my voicemail to the right side, but you cannot use it for 24 hours. yes. so...in 24 hours everyone call [it's free] and leave me a 90 second message. identifying yourself...sarah and i are crazy with the accents...now i want to hear the accents of all the people who read this...muhahah.

oh yes...and i added my napster name. even tho i don't really have any files at the moment on napster. except for some offensive adam sandler sketches my brother forces me to download everytime he has a freind over. which i then delete only to have him ask me to download AGAIN days later... yeah. see, my obsessive compulsive need to have organised mp3's leads me to arrange them like so: (artist) songtitle. and as soon as i rename a file using the brackets, it disappears off my napster list.

sarah have you ever heard "jubblies" by Jayankai and Jarvis Cocker? holy weird and hysterical....

and amanda...by some bizarre coincidence i found out the name of the pulp song from the movie last night: mile end. i stumbled upon it today and downloaded it. it rocks.

colleen received a belated happy birthday $20 yesterday from her cousins. hurrah! a new cd! but which one? there is nothing at the bridgewater store that colleen desires...however..perhaps a number of her friends will agree to take said $20 into the city FOR their dear invalid friend colleen, and find her a cd? perhaps...

sama501 11:29 p.m.
woooo. trainspotting was so good. copies of it are elusive. so elusive you need a password....ooooooo.....p a s s w o r d.... i made brownies in a train cake ...thinger? pan! yes pan..and anyway it was very unintention, i'm sorry to report...and it's really rather sad how long it took me to put it togethr "TRAIN. TRAINSPOTTING". i'm not witty or clever i guess. said brownies were rock hard and sort of burnt. but they were alright on the inside...if you had a good dental plan.

umm. missed my shift at work today. i ws SO excited about having 6 hours! but my shift was given away, so i'm back to 3....it's a long story...and i'm tired.

the sordid tale of my 2nd cousins who, gasp! visited the lowly hennans in bridgewater [i suppose their 14 year old son's recent drug bust cowed them a bit..brought them down to our grubby level...], is way too long and involved. and as i said i'm tired. so i won't share. it's really not that interesting anyway...

i am type-oing like a whore w/ mad cow disease tonight. what is WRONG w/ my fingers?

and oh right...i was working on a re-design...

frma401 10:12 p.m.
notes on may da forth too fousand:
-michael john berry is not a trustworthy fellow.
-it is possible to burn your face, wrists and the part in your hair. but usually only when your name is colleen and you have white-to-the-point-of-invisibilty type skin, and you wear winter clothes year round so that your wrists, head and neck are the only parts of you showing...[my neck was only saved by my mile long hair.]
-a sunburn is an excellent conversation starter. especially when you work in retail. ex: "how are you this evening? what a DAY we've had! have you been outside at all? i have...but i guess you can tell... *insert_trilling_chuckle_here*..." or after asking the customer how they are and getting the usual "fine and how are you" you say "oh i'm fine myself...nursing a bit of a sunburn, but otherwise i'm fine...*insert_trilling_chuckle_here*"
- when you have a sunburned face you feel the need to explain to everyone how you got said sunburn. so they know your face isn't just red....that it has it's reasons....
-alexandra rogers is way, way too cute in pastels & little hats. it helps that her head is small and she eats fruit according to the mood of her outfits...
- i am weird to find today's weather intolerable.
-we are weird to have spent today's weather in alll black with duct tape over our mouths in the graveyeard.
-jake amanda and cherakee are yucky mallrat types. but ironic yucky mallrat type people. and more likely to be cleaner and less greasy than your typical genus of mallrats.
-colleen's manager sheri was also confounded by colby from survivor's ballooning. balloonment? balloning. either way the boy exploded!
-gaz coombes is an earthquake. damon albarn doesn't have the hips to be an earthquake. but he has the face to be another smaller, less threatening or disasterous weather phenonmenon.
- cannot spell phenomenon.
- jean hennan [mother] finds johnathon gregorash [guy at my house today] to be a very polite and charming young man.
- if i move my knee my speakers cut out.
-my trainspotting monologue was tentatively accepted by the drama shrew. a few fucks may be required to mysteriously disappear with 'frigs' reappearing in their place. i am also seeing trainspoting finally tomorrow night after many many many aborted missions....
-i need to redesign this filthy little pita.

frma401 10:04 p.m.
attn: christina et al

no one likes it when you sing it marmalaud.
it is just wrong, as you are not british.
please re-record and fix.
kiss-kiss,
leen.

thma301 11:34 p.m.
the survivors, when they're off the island, look chubby. it took me 5 minutes to beleive that that was colby and tina sitting there watching the helicopter come in...i was like "lord! if they're gonna get actors to play them, can't they at least get some that look remotely similar? that fake colby is a porker and that fake tina is wearing trampy makeup..." when i finally realised they weren't actors it was a big ".........oh........." moment.

speaking of...i caught a few seconds of the much music...re...opening...thingy. one: the environment is not terribly different, and i don't like the new video tags. much music: stop trying to be mtv. and two: that 'n sync guy looks like he's really let himself go between albums. hoo boy. bustin' out of his pooman skeeto ....majig.

thma301 02:52 p.m.
"I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish/ A little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya/ So please be kind if I'm a mess." oh rufus. and a mess you are... he had knee surgery three days ago and started his tour...last night i believe. subsisting on vicodin for the tour. and probably a lot of other things. his interviews have gotten...grosser. all about his reputation and how he only wants to date celebrities. he's gotten a little slimier. and i'm not just referring to his hair. the popular date for his album is NOW may 21st...i'm a little worried. downloading tracks cos i don't trust him to put out another good album, not under the influence. i only hope i have money when the times comes. you know i think he wants to bottom out...

wema201 05:14 p.m.
scene: a darkroom in lunenburg:
NSCAD photography professor:blahbiddy blah blah blah tonality
colleen: *nods affirmatively*
colleen's stomach: LISTEN YOU SKANKY COCKSUCKIN' MOFO! GURGLEGARGLEARGHHHHH I NEED FOOD, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT HANGING FROM A DOG'S SMELLY RANCID ASS! GURGLEFURFLEFURGLE..
NSCAD photography professor: *pause*...i think your tummy's trying to tell you something...

scene 2: a darkroom in lunenburg, later...
NSCAD photography professor: bippity boppity boo...tonality
colleen: mmmhmmmm...
colleen's stomach: OI! OOOOIIII! LISTEN UP CUNT, ARE YOU RETARDED? GURGLEGARGLESHUDDER BITCH I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! RIP_YOU_THROAT_OUT! WITH A RUSTY GANGRENE BLADE! YOU SMELL LIKE AIDS!
colleen: *coughcoughCOUGHcough-cough-cooouuugh* [basically, trying to cover over my stomach's ranting and..generally failing. cos if i had coughed anymore he would have thought i had whooping cough or something...] *presses fist into origin of commotion. this does not cause the noise to subside in the least. i have no idea why i even thought it would*...
NSCAD professor: alRIGHT! you can go for lunch after we finish this picture!...

how many grown men refer to the stomach of a 17 year old girl as a tummy? and right in front of them? AND MULTIPLE TIMES!?!?!

tuma101 10:55 p.m.
oh right. in a fit of...evilness....earlier this evening i left, what i perceived at the time, to be a very scary...or at least, well, disturbing, message on sarah's voicemail. in all likely hood i didn't scare her [probably quite the opposite....she most likely died laughing at me and doesn't like me anymore...], but in the advent [and i don't know cos her page is down]that i did: i apologize. see, my drama teacher rejected my monologue today, and i was looking through the other candidates. on thursday i'll bring her up the trainspotting monologues and see if they are as "offensive" as my naked lunch/talking ass one...[even tho...HELLO she loved the monologue...LAUGHED HERSELF SILLY!]

&see? i can apologize. i am not an ice queen....

tuma101 10:18 p.m.
"'Broken Down and Improv are the opposite of Oxygen. They're just me with a guitar * you can hear that I've been listening to a lot of Nick Drake."-Mark, jj72. my cousins are the coolest!

i forgot my english binder at school. i have 10 million paragraphs to do for penny, so late now that i'll only get miniscule pointage, but whatever. something is better than nothing. i really don't need him to start hating me again...

i have alex's merchant of venice home. i, the retard, have lost mine. i read quite a bit, and can use the book to do some of the paragraphs i need to do. but i wanted to watch that 70's show [i actually remembered it was on...] and for some reason, tonight all the actors looked like other people! eric looked all the world like _______ to me [shit, i've forgotten already], and kelso...well he looks like this guy none of you know that i used to go to school with named andrew stevens.

i am....searching for jj72 stuff. blah. i don't know if anyone elses notices...but it perplexes me about celebrities and bands and other misc. famous people with cause to be interviewed from the u.k: they're overly candid and share details you'd never find a north american sharing in an interview. i dunno...it's like they have no interest in ...preserving their mystique! i'm reading all these interviews with mark and he's going track by track and he'll literally say "the drum machine was inspired by 1979 by the smashing pumpkins"..."this is our 'nirvana' song"..."this one came after listening to loads and loads of r.e.m."...it's like earth to boy: don't be so open with your influences! next thing you know you'll be as good as Bush in their eyes, and by bush i mean the band, band of pirates more likely. ...or so the journalists say. cluckcluck. listen to tori in a moment of coherence: "i won't tell my influences...some things are sacred..." but i digress. does anyone else notice this? is it jsut the brits? or hey! maybe it's us with the problem. whose to say? not me. i'm the gibbering monkey in the corner fer chrissakes...

oh. one journalist just called hilary 'an ice queen.' come now, she's probably the nicest girl. she just doesn't know what to say!

i have to job shadow tomorrow. i mentioned this a long, long time ago. i asked for help choosing mine. i beleive i then proceeded to ignore the majority of you and put 'recording studio' as my first selection [not a career, but a building...yes i know...] and then 'photography studio' as my second. they were extremely lax this year and didn't start trying to place the students until about 2 weeks ago [i know because my mum was asked to help out.] so, i am going to a place that has only been described to me as "Knickles. in Lunenburg." with the confidence i would know it. well i don't. and seemingly, not many others my age do either...so it's not just my 'away-ness'. i was hoping to witness some photo taking/developing...but apparently for the first bit, in the morning, i will be hanging pictures in the adjacent gallery. good ol' unpaid labour! i hope 'knickle' is not a dirty old man.

thap2601 03:38 p.m.
i can find the he-man theme song, but i can't find she-ra. is that sexist?

so. the theme song thing is rampantly out of control. i now have: he man, full house, transformers, mr. belvedere, picture pages, jem and the holograms, ghostbusters, little house on the prairie, fat albert, care bears, polka dot door, heathcliff, strawberry shortcake, rainbow brite, my little ponies, muppet babies [english AND erm hebrew], the smurfs, reading rainbow, saved by the bell, happy days, get smart, alf, ninja turtles, growing pains, mr. dressup, and family ties. that's roughly 28. i am lame. capital l.

however i can't find the two that i want the very most, so i'm putting out an appeal....someone find these for me...and i'll...do something um, uncharacteristically nice. k? i am looking for the she-ra theme [or anythin else from the show...transformation themes or clips...] and the perfect strangers theme.

i wish i had a cd burner and could make cds of all these for people. off the top of my head i can think 10 bazillion people who would appreciate a cd of these. for one, my sister and partner in crime in cheesy 80's mayhem, ellen and everyoe who was singing 80's themes at school with me the other day, a BUNCH of 80's cartoon-happy internet freinds. shit. i cold go into business supplying jaded children-of-the-80's-who-were-ruined-by-the-90's their daily does of crack cocaine nostalgia. i could make an effing mint.

aaannnddd because my gbook won't let me respond lemme just direct this to dear pamela: "WE'RE GOING WITH EF TOO! HOLY LORD! shit! where's our pamphelet? umm...we will be in italy for....the first... 4 days? then we take the ferry to greece after visiting pompeii. i swear to god i am the most excited about pompeii. we could then be rendezvousing at points, yes? cos EF will often combine schools from the same area together to make a full bus or hotel or something...
day 1 is our overnight flight to rome, day 2 is walking tour of rome [w/ a gudie], day 3 is guided excursion to Vatican City, and the colosseum and stuff, day 4 is pompeii and then night ferry to greece, day 5 is sightseeing in olympia, day 6 is sightseeing in epidaurus and mycenae and go to athens via the corinth canal, day 7 is sightseeing in athens, day 8 is an excursion to delphi and an optional greek evening. then we return home on the 9th day. yes."

napster claims it doesn't have the themse to 'alvin and the chipmuncks' OR 'C.O.P.S.' anyone remember 'C.O.P.S.?' long arm? it was a favorite of mine...

question: did brian adams sing the full house theme? cos it sure as hell sounds like it. and...the transformers theme i downloaded just doesn't sound right. too new...i know it was revamped a billion times but...hey, is that sammie hagar singing it? wtf?

oh lord laura...i thought i made it ABUNDANTLY clear that it would be a VERY VERY BAD idea for me to get a webcam...and i need your help w/ the refugee camp situation. on easter my dad downloaded a newer IE for me...which wiped out all the passwords that i had saved [my blogger password was saved on the comp...] and i treid to ahve the password sent to me [i can't remember it. or my username cos...i just never had to type it in...] unfortunately, i believe i have the fuh-q.com email that no longer forwards my email to me entered as my email. i could just sign up again etcetc...but...i really loved my name. i don't wanna get a new one! is there any way you, as the person in charge of the blog, can see my password? or even my username at least!

i caught cherakee staring at me again in math. freak. before that, in history, she drew me as the hypothetical crazy sheepherder and then also the crazy sheep from joeseph. then she called me like...cement heart or something [some cher song] she tried to recover by saying it was because i was wearing all grey and it reminded her of cement. so then after i catch her staring at me in math she mouths 'you look pretty' to me...so...cherakee either seriously does not like me or she has a crush on me. with cher it's hard to tell...barg...

today mr. penny asked me if a gazelle has ever gotten stuck in my hair. fucker.

i have a big major chem test tomorrow. i tried to study last night and i thought i actually knew a lot in this section. but it turns out a i don't. i was so confused last night while studying. and i didn't go to extra help yesterday. and i didn't really ask questions in class. or go to extra help after school today. why? because i just don't fucking care. i'm really ready for school to be over. i still have a month left. a very BUSY month, too. i've actually tried quite hard this eyar...moreso than the last few years...and i've made headway in math, i've listened and understood concepts. but not chem. i'm really fucking tired of making 'valient efforts' in chem and getting back failed tests. i'm tired of not understanding. it makes me feel dumb. and tho i know it's mostly my fault, i've made some effort to reverse the effects of not listening all last year [fuck last year--try ever], and i've made no headway. and i doubt i'll do much more studying tonight. i don't care if if i fail that test tomorrow. fuck it. and while you're at it fuck mr penny's nonsense too.

oh holy...i am having a VERY 80's afternoon. now playing: our house- madness

weap2501 06:44 p.m.
andddddd postscript: i browsed mike berry's files again and noticed that for some reason he had the mr. dressup themesong!!!!!!!! after i screwamed with laughter, i downlaoded it off him. and then in quick succession i searched for and downloaded: the hello kitty themesong, the growing pains theme song, the cheers themesong..except...not[it's some very sick, very wrong parody], the ninjaturtles themesong [heroes in a halfshell! turtle power!], happydays, get smart, alf, saved by the bell annddd....the muppets theme song in hebrew...

i wrote a quote on my arm from my math teacher to share with you all..but....it's gone. stupid me i wrote in rainbow ink. something to do with the pertinence of passing in our pre-registration forms. but perhaps i'll share a quote from kristin, who sits behind me in math:
"i can't take his hissing!"- kristn, re: mr. surette our slippery tongued math teacher.

weap2501 06:29 p.m.
did i just call damon 'damn albarn' back there? sorry damon....
y'know the whole point of that alst entry is to post all the songs i can't find on napster but want. and did i ever get around to that? no. sidetracked so gee dee easily!
i will share if you won't laugh [promise?]:
1)various un-released jj72 like...
2)black coffee by all saints [shutup]
3)some supergrass b sides
4)the acoustic version of 'caught by the fuzz' by supergrass. i know it exists!

shite. there were more. stupid gee dee alzheimers...

i saw mike berry's napster list. squeal! we once asked him what sort of music he listens to and he said "bluegrass"...which took us aback for a few moments til he smiled [hrm...i don't know if 'smiled' is quite the right word...more like 'curled his mouth into a triangle in amusement'...] and we realised he was joking. then we asked what he watches on teevee and he said "100 huntley street", but he was, once again, kidding. we hope. so...unless he shares the computer with his older brother and these are not his mp6's....mike likes some very cool rap/hip hop [not the annoying very commercial kind. the stuff w/ 'cred'...]he's got deltron 3030 [which *I* have as well! cos it features damon....], KID KOALA!, Prince Paul, Mos Def, KRS One....and more.

weap2501 05:50 p.m.
colleen's recommended downloads, installment 2:
1)jake was over yesterday before the dinner theatre and had me download the most hysterical thing- 'I've Seen Pubic Hair' by Maclean and Maclean, a very dirty parody of 'i've been everywhere'
2)sometimes we are very sad by supergrass- you may have to be familiar w/ 'sometimes i make you sad' from their second album to understnd this. you don't to find it funny tho! see, gaz and danny are trying to do lay down their weird beatbox thing for 'sometimes i make you sad' but they cannot go for more than 10 seconds without giggling. it's mostly gaz. he keeps asking "'ave you got enough?" and actually...i read an interview w/ mick and he said that they never did get enough and it's just a 10 second loop thruout the entire song. and gaz was "crying to get out of the vocal booth.." gaz says at one point: "i think you're gonna 'afta do it on your own man..." and then after the giggling and stuff you hear gaz say: "here we are in the studio. we've run out of things to do. we're just dead, man. we're dead. the ____ song's been murdered, my ass hurts, danny looks terrible..." then they launch into some song. typically hysterical supergrass hyjinks.
3) i downloaded 'david duchovny' by bree sharp cos alex is OBSESSED. and i tried to sing it with her last night on the bus. but i don't know the verses. i also got 'guttermouth' and 'the cheap and evil girl'...which are....good. but...well... hard to take seriously. the lyrics are clever, her voice is fine...the music is alright [somewhat facile but whatever...] but...i think i'll keep 'em. they'll prolly grow on me even more...
4)bumblebee by jj72. umm VERY loud for jj72. i mean i know, they're not always quiet and he yells alot but this song is friggin' hiroshima compared to the rest...
5)'the consort', 'poses', and 'cigarettes and chocolate milk' by rufus wainwright from his upcoming album. which i finally gave in and downloaded.
6) 'dying isn't easy' and 'closet romantic' by damon albarn. oh damon. you and your charming artwank keyboard shenanigans.

songs NOT to download: 'hippy children' by damn albarn [apparently...this is from a pre-blur band he was in called 'circus'. sorry damon honey...but this sucks the big one.], & tower of learning by rufus wainwright [rufus avec elctronic stuff? i don't think so...]

i should talk about the dinner theare. but i've already spent too much time on the net considering alll the english and chem i have to do. i will tell eventually. however...i said the same thing about my birthday, march break...and even my trip to toronto...

sarah got a webcam. i could never do that. everyone would catch me doing all manner of disgusting things...many of which are prolly illegal in some places. plus i'd prolly crack your computer screens. i don't know anybody who wants to stare at me for any length of time. [well..besides cherakee. who i catch looking at me each and every class. but cherakee's different... cherakee's mental.]see...i never realised what a gross and disturbing person i am until i pictured myself with a webcam: you would catch me talking to myself [OUTLOUD or jsut mouthing the words to myself...] singing over-expressively, doing some form of dancing while still in my chair [the robot and other stupid hand motions...i've become quite adept at being able to dance up a storm without even getting up...] or something worse like picking my nose or something...

ok that reminds me. actually, see, i don't pick my nose...but yesterday i thought that maybe i should start [or...re-start...as we all did it as children, right?....right?...oh god...someone say they did it too...iamnotafreakiamnotafreakiamnotafreak] cos my brother andrew came running upstairs when jake and i were on napster yesterday, and he had the most magnificent nosebleed. i went downstairs to clean him up and asked him how his nose started bleeding [cos if he banged his head or something, i'd want to know....] and altho he didn't admit it he smiled very impishly when i asked whether he'd been picking his nose. so anyway...yeah. it reminded me it's been awhile since my last nosebleed. and i sort of...want one now.

moap2301 03:43 p.m.
i'm still alive, i'm sure of it. hook me up to a moniter man...but i feel 87.8% dead. i have been sooo busy. and the busyness and general shittyness will procreate. and then the busy/shitty half breeds will procreate amongst themselves. and so will THEIR children and so on and so on, till EVERYONE is fucking EVERYONE even if it's wrong and incestuous..but i jsut wanted to post that i have created little monologue monsters at school. today erin arrived with a stack. and then alex mentioned she had found a bunch of cool x files ones. which lead me to pause. cos alex isn't even in drama.

speaking of...happy birthday alex, dear. hope your cake is better than that nasty ...thing in the guise of cake i made you saturday.

i may just go and dig out my ol' joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat tape. there are auditions soon for the starlight theatre and a bunch of us may go. the only drawback is that i neither sing NOR dance. yeah. i jsut stand there. i suggest i could be the technicolour dreamcoat. cherakee suggested i be a sheep. a technicolour sheep. i suggested i be Kakah, The Demented Sheepherder Who Wears Navajo Print Caftans. but cherakee was still clutching her chest at the thought of my hair and i as a baaahing technicolour sheep. and then we debated whether the teacher was pregnant or just fat. ahhh...drama. not a real class...

i'm going to halifax tomorrow evening w/ my drama class [and alex. for some unknown reason. she was invited to come along. out of the blue.] to a dinner theatre. it should be good. i've been to grafton street before w/ shcool. i've been asked 5 times today what i'm wearing. perhaps i should go figure it out? but if i leave the computer...i can't listen to jj72! dilemna.

i failed a mathtest today. and my english teacher is a ho. and tomorrow is the worst day of the cycle. suck.

but on the brighter side...jj72 are my cousins.

frap2001 06:31 p.m.
one more thing: i found an ASSLOAD of movie monologues. i have 5 already and i only went to one site. and...now i'm regretting my fruedian comment from before about how 'telling' everyone's choices...cos now i don't want to post links to the ones i'm considering [i don't like getting my head read...]. i chose the most disgusting, offensive, disturbing, in your face, verbally abusive ones i could find. cos i can. oh wait...maybe that is telling...!...?. whatever. choose life. or a fucking big telly....

frap2001 06:07 p.m.
even more reason to worship jj72:they covered nick drake's 'black eyed dog'. could they be my cool irish cousins? please?

so. been scouring napster for all the jj72 tracks i can find all afternoon. i don't see myself getting the album soon...as i'll be lucky to find a single copy in all of nova scotia. garg. i've actually find a bunch of unreleased tracks. but they won't download. is it just me or is anyone else feel extremely IMPOTENT when people get transfer errors trying to download off of you? i feel so fucking ashamed...like it was my fault and i need napsterviagra or something. the performance anxiety! well. it's the weirdest thing with jj72 mp3's....:ONE, it's ALL anyone ever downloads off me...SERIOUSLY...and TWO they are cursed. i hve tried to download 8 songs and only one went thru. so i try them again. WON'T_WORK.

i don't really have time for an entry, but what the fuck? i have to bake a cake and brownies make a mix tape and CLEAN the bejesus out of my room this evening. and maybe just MAYBE squeeze some effing homework in there. school is starting to pick up again. and i am behind in chem and math. so i think i may actually unplug the computer when i get off in a few minutes. however...i suppose should i stray from my duties this evening i could always JUST PLUG THE FRIGGING THING BACK IN AGAIN. NOT THE BRIGHTEST OF PLANS. so i may unplug the keyboard and give it to my mother. along with all the books i'm reading at the moment. i need to be babysat. i am so lame.

so i have the pokerap in 3 languages. i was trying to show james how napster worked and i tolld him to name a song, any song and ....he did. i downloaded what i thought was pokerap, but upon hearing it discovered it was japanese. and then i went on a spree: i have german and spanish as well. and i'm sorry to say that i_haven't_deleted_them_yet.

today, andrew had a friend over...and whenever this certain friend comes over, they always end up hanging out with me. andrew has me put on a cd for his friend to hear. well today, andrew's friend wanted to hear the japanese pokerap and before i knew it i was being commanded to download adam sandler comedy sketches [which i sort of objected to...these kids are 8. why are they listening to adam sandler? I don't listen to adam sandler! i'm not dealing drugs to these kids...] but i did anyway. all those 'severe beating of a ___' things. and also drew's friend wanted to know if the 'daddy would you like some sausage' song. it's a remix i beleive. and....i haven't deleted that either. ashamed. it's FUNNY, ALRIGHT?

that reminds me! the other night i went crazy with the ali g mp3s. i've already talked about the ali g and supergrass mp3, but then i went looking for others and downloaded ali g with jarvis cocker [download_NOW] and travis and posh&becks. holy chortle. funny.

hurrah! alex got me a supergrass keychain!

any minute i'm expecting all hell to break loose,
/colleen

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SNOG=
British Slang, to kiss, usually with tongues. A childish word, mainly used by teenagers ("Cor, Sally got a snog off John after the disco!") or humorously by others ("Fancy a snog luv ?").

A + B = Colleen

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( need some more of the colleen? she posts here in all her glory, as fuck_the_magic_dragon)

napster= madamelaguillotine

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